06 Jan 02: In the process of making my way back to Germany after Phish's wedding, which was a blast. It's been too long since I've seen my classmates or even talked to them. I say this alot, but I'm hoping that I'll get some pictures of the wedding so I can post them here on the site, and show you what an already large collection of super-assholes does with an open bar. Anyways, good luck to Rich and Melissa Salmon, who are currently on a cruise to the carribean. I'll be home soon. 05 Dec 11: Well Ryan... wait, let's not be so obvious... Haase. Took you damn near long enough for the pictures. That's why I don't like outside collaborators. They piss on the wheels of progress, and that's what I'm all about. Progress. So, if you care, look at the new page of pics. I'll call this one "Drunk Bonanza". 05 Dec 10: Be sure to check out the new page: Skiing Bonanza. It's the epic story of last weekends trip to Garmish, you should enjoy. 05 Dec 09: I just got back from the field, and I am currently in the moment re-living my trip last weekend to Garmish so I can post the story day by day to keep you entertained.... entertain, that's what I do here right? I should probally look into that. 05 Dec 05: Well, I'm still waiting on pictures. I have a camera in the car, a camera that I would have gotten this morning, but I forgot that Barker was getting a new knee. A new knee that is limping around back here, thankfully fine and stocked on "Perks". You'll see it when I get them, though. Edit: Added pictures because they "don't exist" and I'll be going to the range for a week, so this is my last time I can do it for a while. Hope you enjoy. And to everyone who owes me pictures.... BRING IT ON. 05 Dec 04: Well, I'm back from my trip. I have some good stories to tell you, but that's in the future, for now I'm working on rounding up all the pictures everyone took. More people than expected went so it's not an easy task. Luckily I have my trusty mechanical yeti now to scare people into getting them to me faster. 05 Nov 27: New video up. I know it's called "A Week In The Field: Part 3", but I like to call it "The Rage of a Platoon Sergeant". And you think this is just the field, this is everyday.... every... single.... day.... and we love it. 05 Nov 24: I'm doin' somethin', so shut up. Another video up. Douche-bags haven't given me the CD with the pictures on it, so all I have is another video. A video taken around Mine and Harrison's birthday, in case you're wondering why Lt. Haas is singing the song. Other than that, I'm drunk, girl-friends drunk, Harrison's drunk... watched most of Season 3 of "That 70's Show". Good weekDAY, if you ask me. Can't wait till they don't take fucking Euros. Gotta watch out for Ze Germans. 05 Nov 20: So here's the plan. I got some videos and pictures that are of... us. It's what we do on the weekend. I'm gonna keep trying to show these. Now, keep it mind it's hard to get materials, but when I get 'em, they're going up. The first installment will be some videos from the last field problem we had, enjoy. 05 Nov 16: Alright, enough already! I'm going to do something with this site if it kills me. Just give me some time.... oh, right I used that one before. 05 Oct 22: I'm in a meeting with the key leaders going over the plan for the coming months since we're 'supposed' to be leaving Germany in a while. I'm doddling in my little green book and not paying attention when the question pops up "Hey, Moss, who's going to replace you when you leave?" and before thinking I blurt out "I could give three fucks." 05 Oct 19: Been a while, mostly because... well, all because I'm lazy. Anyways, not last weekend, but the weekend before that, Chris and I went out, and, well, to say the least I'm shit-faced, and my usual stopping point is being kindly asked to leave a McDonalds at 1am, but anyways, before that, we head into a bar and Chris, doing a bit worse than I am, grabs the attention of the management when they don't like the way he sits on his bar stool. The bouncer tells me that my friend is too drunk and has to go. Thinking quickly I reply "He's not drunk, he's got M.S. - you know Multiple Sclerosis" Bouncer: "Oh, shit dude. Sorry, I didn't realize. Just keep an eye on him, ok?" Me: "Yeah, no problem, I'm used to it." 05 Oct 3: I'm working on some things for the site. Right now I have cartoons by Jess again, but I'm think a little extra. Kicking it up a notch, if you know what I mean. Well, it's nothing really, I'm simply planning on putting some stories of the escapades that happen here on the weekend. Want an example? Well, here it goes: Last weekend I go to a place, where they serve beer, I think it had a tent. They were racing turtles. Where you put the turtles in a circle, and the first to reach the edge of the circle, wins; people bet on 'em and what not. Well, when they aren't racing the Turtles have a pimp pad of an aquarium they chill in. Well, there was a girl over there, talking to them in English, so I go over and ask her what she's doing and the conversation goes as so: M:"What are you doing?" G:"I'm talking to the turtles." M:"Did they tell you to kill hookers? Cause that's what they tell me." She looked a little mortified and left. I thought it was funny. 05 Sep 25: Well, let's see.... where to start? I think I'll start off with a little mediocrity, for I'm good at that, just ask my mom, then we'll move on to a great new 'toon. That's right, great and new, not to mention true. No, really, you'll look at it, laugh and say: "It's funny cause it's true... *sigh*". And then, fo'real, it's the brand new hearing impaired part of the site: the new pic bonaz. Serious, this shit is B-A--N-A-N-A-S, so in other words it's monkey shit, because they eat alot of bananas. But now that I think about it, a good bit of it is probally horse shit, and I don't think they eat bananas. The views found on this site are those strictly of me, now if you want to take them as your own you'll have to speak to my lawyer Mr. Revalie (combatsniff.tripod.com) or my slave labor overlord Dr.EX (combatsniff.tripod.com/id4.html). Oh, and for every thought that you have that I have on the site, you'll have to pay me a nickel, and if you don't, I'll have Munley and LeFarge take care of you.